Additional quotations

May 24, 2010:
“What does a water heater do? Does it heat water?” — Moor

May 25, 2010:
“Cutting hair takes longer than growing hair.” — Moor, talking about harvesting hair. He seems confused.

May 26, 2010:
Contributed by Ben from a bridge game.

  • “If I open 2 no-clubs….” — Eric
  • “Weapons and swords are very different!!” — Matt
  • “I’m NOT an analogy!” — Ben

May 28, 2010:
Contributed by Ben from another bridge game.
“I don’t care if it converges… Just sum it!” — Eric

June 2, 2010:

  • “Do airlines provide transportation?” — Moor
  • “Apparently, straws bend.” — Moor

Apparently, Moor needs a lesson on common sense.

June 7, 2010:

  • “It shouldn’t be ethical to have English majors.” — Moor (commenting that English majors don’t seem to contribute as much to society as engineers)
  • “Kangaroos and penguins are both birds.” — Moor
  • “Penguins are mammals.” — Anand
  • “All the Republicans have guns, so they’ll prevent you from eating them.” — Anand
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